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46 • JUNE 2015 • WORLD FENCE NEWS On the lighter side Things that mothers teach you Do you remember all the valuable life lessons you learned from your mother? One internet philosopher does. Here is what this anonymous author's mother taught him: 1. My mother taught me advance planning. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just fi nished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me religion. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about time travel. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me logic. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me about consequences. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me foresight. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident and have to go to the hospital." 7. My mother taught me irony. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of osmosis. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about contortionism. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about stamina. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about hypocrisy. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me about the circle of life. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about behavior modifi cation. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about envy. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about anticipation and patience. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about receiving. "You are going to get it when we get home!" 18. My mother taught me medical science. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me about physical limitations. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me how to become an adult. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me about genetics. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my family roots. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me wisdom. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about justice. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" 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