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WISDOM & 8 www.FlatbedTruckingJobs.com January 2016 WISECRACKS By Wendy Parker I 'm pretty sure there's a distinct possibil- ity we were abducted by aliens the other night. At least that's how the story would go if I were telling it at the Counter of Knowl- edge. There was a fl ash of light, George said, "Holy sh*t!", and we didn't die, so there was either a tear in the space-time continuum, or we had a close encounter of the slightly disturbing kind. Also, it could have been a meteor. I missed it, because I was farting around on the interwebs instead of looking out the window, which I tend to do a lot on this particular trip, since I've seen Footlong (formerly "Big Butter") Jesus beside the giraffes on the roofs of the fl ea market in Ohio, the FLORENCE water tower in Kentucky and the big basketball of Dear- born approximately seven million times the past six months. For some strange reason, I still feel compelled to snap occasional pictures of Footlong Jesus, it's probably for the same reason I have an abundance of pictures of the St. Louis Arch, it's just so big and weird, you can't help but take pictures of it. Anyway, we couldn't hear chatter about the alien abduction/meteor, because the cable on one side of the antenna was messed up, and our CB was getting in and Meteor showers and the return of the CB